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Shortbread
Nickname for a white guy with a small dick.

Have you seen Tom naked? The dude's a total shortbread.
By Meara
Shortbreading It
shortbreading it is where you buzz kill something or you bagel something and it can meen you are just pure fail

shortbread is like kryptonite because superman man is mega awesome and can do everthing but when kryptonite ,(shortbread), is near him he is ultra lame
in sumerry shortbread is so lame that lame radiates of the shortbreader making everyone around the shortbreader an utter fail

a) "i fucked up , oh my god i shortbreaded it"

b) guy 1 :"hahaha dont you find the word dogging it funny"
guy 2 :"haha id love to go catting haha"
guy 1:"you lame shortbread krytonite fuck"

c) guy 1"ive done with my life it is just a fail"
guy 2 "you meen your life is just a complete shorbread fest"

d) guy 1:"dont you hate that lingerer"
lingerer:"hey guys whats up"
guy 2:"oh neow what a shortbread"

e)guy 1:"i wanna know what love is i want you you show me baby"
guy 2:" stop shortbreading that song man"
guy 1:"sorry man i will stop shortbreading it
By Bianca
Shortbread
A nickname for a menacing redhead. The nickname takes into account their Scottish heritage. Used primarily as a deterrent in prison rape scenarios. After all, who wants to pick on someone man enough to sport the name "Shortbread."

Oh shit... here comes Shortbread. Don't move.
By Myriam
Shortbread
A white female. Women in rap songs have been referred to as "Shorty" and Caucasian people have been referred to as "Crackers". Shortbread cookies are white feminine cookies. Therefore a white woman would be referred to as Shortbread.

Dude, did you see the legs on that shortbread?
By Fernande
Shortbreading It
shortbreading it is were you either buzz kill something or you have bagelled something or you are a failure.

shortbread is like kriptonite because superman is amazing and can do anything but when superman is near kriptonite he is mega lame , in summery shortbreading it is so lame ass, that lameness radiates of the shortbreader and to be called a shortbread is to be called a failed beeing

shortbreading it
lame shortbread kryptonite fuck
shortbreaded
you shortbread
your so lame you ate shortbread with bagels because you are just lame
By Suzanne
Shortbreading
The exchange of women's underwear via the open windows of two adjacent cars, driven by like-minded couples.

"I took the wife shortbreading last night, got ourselves a lovely G-string for our troubles"
By Chelsea
Shortbread Squirt
the uncontrolled expulsion of crummy faeces during extreme bouts of laughter.

Catch SNL last night?

F yeah, laughed so hard i did a shortbread squirt.
By Glen
Caramel Shortbread
A multi-racial thressome. Where a white person is on the bottom, an asian is in the middle and a black person is on top.

Hey"said Bob to Cho and Shaniqua "Fancy a Caramel Shortbread?
By Blake
Shortbread Fever
1. A persistent, obsessive sexual desire towards females of North European (and in particular Scottish) descent.
2. An acute, often fatal, infectious febrile disease of northern climates transmitted in every box of Walkers shortbread.

1. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever: I just can't stop thinking about Guinevere's fire bush.
2. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever. I know eating Walkers shortbread gives me gastrointestinal hemorrhaging, but I just can't get enough of this stuff.
By Rosemonde
Shortbread Cookies
A kiss on the sly. Usually over lunch with no one knowing about it

Rita said she was bringing me shortbread cookies. Unfortunately, she showed up with actual cookies!
By Romonda