Define Shrinkage Meaning

Shrinkage
What happens to a man's penis in cold water. Often a result of cold showers, swimming pools, or the ocean. Very embarrassing.

Man, that pool could make a porn star look like a 9 year old.

Damn my girlfriend dumped me when she saw me get out of the shower -- apparently she doesn't understand that shrinkage really CAN make a penis 1 inch long.
By Evonne
Shrinkage
when the male sex organ gets smaller due to cold temperature

Give him a break, it's just shrinkage!
By Kaitlyn
Shrinkage
What happens to your pecker in cold water. From a Seinfeld episode.

"Lorena, I don't really have a needle dick. I just got out of the pool!"
"Here, let me cut it off with these nail scissors,"
By Margret
Shrinkage
When a penis shrinks due tobeing exposed to cold weather. The pensis can become very small in comparison to normal, room temperature size. Highly unpleasent sight for an male.

I got in from the cold, went to the toilet, and when I unzipped I saw the shrinkage on my penis.
By Eloise
Shrinkage
A phrase in inventory control that accounts for employee and customer theft.

The reason stuff costs so much in convenience stores is shrinkage.
By Vanny
Shrinkage
When the male penis get really small and shrinks in size because that dumbass is walkin in the freezing temperature, freezing his ass off. He should at least wear some layers if thats gonna happen everytime hes fuckin cold. No bitch wants to go near a fuckin penis thats had shrinkage!!!

Patrick should wear some damn pants if his penis is gonna get that small uz ain't nobody sleepin with that thing tonight!!
By Maryjo
Shrinkage
when your dick shrinks after being at the pool or in the ocean for a long period of time

yo I was at the pool and I went to bone my girl only for her to call me small! DAM YOU SHRINKAGE
By Marjie
Shrinkage
Shrinkage is a phenomena of epic loss of proportion to male genitalia when exposed to sudden or extreme drop in temperature causing them to " shrink " or disappear all together for a short period.

I fell through the ice at the lake just now and got a major case of " shrinkage " going on!!
By Evania
Shrinkage
When ur penis shrinks during a cold pool

John just got out of the chilling pool, John has shrinkage
By Cam
Ground Shrinkage
1. When you see a big buck through your gun scope, but when you walk up to it on the ground, its antlers have "magically" shrunk.

2. Referring to when you see a hot girl from a distance, but find out that she's actually hideous close up.

you: "bro, I'm gonna go get that chick's number that just walked in. She looks FINE!"

minutes later....

your friend: "how'd it go?"
you: "really disappointing. When I got up to her, there was some major ground shrinkage so I bailed."
By Pavia