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Sidewinder
a turd so massive that it hits the toilet water while still coming out of your ass and then wraps itself around the bowl

Damn, I just left a sidewinder that wouldn't go down when I flushed, I hadda use the plunger to break it up and flush again
By Blondelle
Sidewinder
to take a shit in a urinal

That place dissed me so I left a "sidewinder" in the men's room.
By Janaya
Sidewinder
aka. crabwalker, moonwalker, mc beardcomb, pussymagnet

the mans a maniac, a sexual deviant and alpha male
he kinda asian doe

ahahahahahaha u lot see mc crabwalker slipslide his way over to the bin

What a GOON that sidewinder
By Elianora
Sidewinder
a guy who blow-dries his hair, wears armani jeans, has sex with his bike, kicks people in the throat and sends videos and pictures of himself jacking off to girls. Has a sideways dick. pretty much a flamer. CPAGS.

yo sidewinder, saw your vid!
By Salomi
Sidewinder
a high pitched fart, much like a bottle rocket shooting off.

Tad was hoping slip a fart off at work that would be subtle, to his suprise it was a noisy sidewinder.
By Adriena
Sidewinder
(n.)
The sexual position which has a receiver laying on his or her side, knees brought up close to the chest.
The giver is granted spacious access to the receiver's fjords and thus thrusts vivaciously.

Also:

To pump vigorously into a receiver who lays on his or her side with the knees brought up close to the chest.
This resembles a baseball bat being thrusted in and out between stacked mattresses.

Pregnancy rendered the young couple few options in the area of sexual positions. The sidewinder was their common resort.

Being a small man, Liu and his girlfriend succumbed to the sidewinder instead of doggie.
By Aeriell
Sidewinder
To copulate with a stoma (colostomy hole)

this place is hotter than a bunch of sidewinders in a colostomy ward!
By Caye
Sidewinder
A girl or boy who looks very attractive in side-profile, but face-on reveals herself to be far less attractive than you originally thought.

Boy 1: "She looked pretty good from over here..."

Boy 2: (dismissively) sidewinder.
By Nessie
Sidewinder
When you see someone in profile and you think that he/she is attractive, but then they face you and you realize that they're in fact, a total beast.

Dean: Oh my god, did you see that hott chick?
Todd: That's what I thought too, until I saw her from the front. Then I was scarred for life, she was a total sidewinder.
By Belinda
Sidewinder
A really fuckin cold planet

Damn, Sidewinder is really fuckin cold!
By Janis