Average SilverFish member (Teenage Douche) - "I was about to use my moms credit card to order some FlyWheels but
Abec 11 increased the price by
four dollars. I'm not even joking, the manufacturers screw me over every chance they get."
Endangered SilverFish Minority (Logical Young Professional) - "Shut the fuck up you
ungrateful bitch. No one is asking you to longboard. In my day I earned half as much, yet I still managed to afford an ounce of headies every month."