Uncle Kenny is
single-ply. He would only let Aunt Darlene buy Strawberry Suave $1 shampoo, and would never eat out unless it was two-for-one, all-you-can-eat, early-bird special.
That bitch was all decked out in some single-ply bling from the
Dollar Tree.
That was one single-ply wedding reception with easy-cheese on ritz and a dollar dance to pay for the honeymoon at the Comfort Inn & Suites.
