A completely Object Oriented (OO) language that was created to be as easy as
smalltalk (
chit-chat). In actuality, it's
the programmer's bane, driving otherwise sane individuals, particularly college students who take
Smalltalk classes, to bouts of heavy drinking, depression, and in some cases, suicidal tendencies.
Student 1 - "Why oh why do we have to take smalltalk?"
Student 2 (Whilst drinking heavily from a handle of
rum) - "Because those fuckers won't
bloody well let us take C++ which would actually be
practical!"
