Define Smedley Meaning

Smedley
Another alternative for cool, awesome, or fantastic, with connotations of cutting-edge hip-ness that others may not be savvy or "in" enough to be aware of.

This is some smedley digs, yo.
By Domini
Smedley
An over-accessorized bicyclist whose gear typically includes spandex shorts, biking gloves, nylon racing shirt, and a helmet-mirror.

Look at that smedley by the water-cooler: he's just biked into work but he's dressed for the Tour-de-France
By Elyssa
Smedley
The act of taking a shit, smoking a blunt, and playing halo simultaneously.

person 1: God Damn!
person 2: What?
person 1: I wish i had a bathroom adjacent to my television like Smedley
person 2: FML too
By Elwira
Smedley
Slang of US Marine Corps for someone who handles simple jobs for a superior. One working in the role of a butler.

Smedley is a play on words that comes from Smedley Butler, a Marine hero who was a Major General and won two Congressional Medals of Honor.

He was the General’s Smedley with duties that included laying out uniforms and being the General’s driver.
By Anny
Smedley
Usually a last name for some people, These people are usually insanely nice, caring, loyal, and responsible and don't treat girls like shit but actually care for them and over-think everything nearly everything people say to them.

Smedley your so sweet your like the nicest guy ever!
By Jackelyn
Smedley
An unbroken string of musical-sounding farts, reminiscent of James Last records.

Also see Smelody.

'God Cynthia. What on earth did you eat last night? You've been bum-humming that Gershwin smedley for at least five minutes. I can't breathe.'
By Kelcie
Smedley
Racing term: A bearer of bad news. Usually directed at someone who is having a pretty nice day. Occasionally the message will be cryptic and/or coded, and will need to be repeated, forcing the listener to slow down and re-evaluate his/her life.

eg.1) Driver 2, driver 1 is faster than you. Driver 1 is faster than you. Can you confirm that you understand this message? eg.2) Not to sound like a Smedley here baby, but you could be a little quicker in Sector 2. Oh, and you have a spring stuck in your head...sorry.
By Ricky
Smedley
Smedley is a condition whereby the lips become extremely dry and possibly cracked. It may be caused by the evaporation of moisture, or more commonly by picking at or irritating the lips.

-Eww!!! You need to cover up that smedley on your upper lip!!!

-My lips are looking a little smedley, i really need to try a different brand of chapstick.
By Jacqueline
Mr. Smedley

Let's head to the bar and order a round of Mr. Smedleys
By Marney
Smedley
1. a term that can be exchanged for any adjective, verb or noun. The function is very similar to thingamyjig, noggin etc. except with the addition of being even more versatile
2. an adjective used to describe something that is below standard

3. an exclamation (when used in it's full name context)

examples:

Etymology: Originally a word unique to Old Landscovian. Derived from the history of Smedley Darlington Butler, whose story unfortunately nobody knows because they were to busy laughing at his hilarious name.

"pass me the smedley!"

"the carrots need to be smedlied first before you chop them"

"not that smedley knife! I need the sharp one"

"Smedley Darlington Butler!"
By Del