Ex. Walking by a person and getting a faint hint of cologne/perfume and then running up close to them and taking a huge whiff. That's the smeller.
By Glynnis
Fart Smeller
Someone who loses their dignity in order to be fancied by most people. These people hide how they truly feel about a thing, person, etc. This all comes in exchange of unconditional "which is rarely achieved" acceptance.
George is such a fart smeller! He is behind Becky's parents 24/7. Why can't he just be himself and let the dices roll? I mean you don't have to be a jerk to your father or mother in law, but this is way to much!
By Grazia
Fart Smeller
A spoonerism of "smart feller", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smucker
In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.
Joe: Dude, I bet I'm a better smeller than you.
Mike: Oh yeah? Prove it.
Joe: *goes over to big black guys ass and sniffs*
We found the weed, we found the weed!
-Cops come over and arrest the dude-
Joe: Well?
Mike: Alright..you win.
By Holli
Turd Smeller
A person that loves to smell other people's shit. Typically somebody that hangs out in a bathroom, especially at a work place or a person that always follows you into a bathroom whenever you have to go.
I just sat downin the stall, and would'nt you know it, that effing turd smeller Soon walked in and started to observe himself in the mirror--again.
By Etti
Cookie Smeller
Another derogatory phrase to describe a gay man. Most older gay men have a look about their face that resembles a person who has just smelled a freshly batch of cookies. A sort of smug, satisfied look on their face that accompanies twinkly eyes and pursed lips that barely crack a smile.
