John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a
vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "
Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "
come on then lets go to the bathroom"