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Define Smilf Meaning

Smilf
single-mother-i'd-like-to-fuck

Miss Hurly is a smilf
By Mireille
Smilf
soccer mom i'd like to fuck

Mrs. Hurley is a smilf
By Jodie
Smilf
a stepmother i would like to fuck

dude your stepmom is a smilf
By Lida
Smilf
Soccer-Mother-I'd-Like to Fuck

Look at sallys mom on the sideline.. Man I'd like to $#@# her..
By Mirilla
Smilf
Step-mother I'd like (to) fuck. Usually named Danneel, and fun-sized.

Josh: DAMN!! Look over there, see her? John: Yeah holy shit, she's got 2 kids with her too. Josh: Man I'm out then. John: My Smilf senses are tingling! *John then leeps into action*
By Alice
Smilf
Senior Mother I'd Like to Fuck

"Dude, check out the smilf in the frozen food section."
By Isabelle
Smilf
Supermilf
Better than an ordinary milf

Kid 1: man your moms hot. do you ever feel like just hugging her
Smilf'son: ya
Kid 2:...
By Biddy
Smilf
Straight Man I'd Like to Fuck. Used primarily by gay men for fantasy purposes.

Andrew: Kevin is such a smilf; I wish he were gay.
By Arabel
Smilf
Soon-to-be-Mother I'd Like to Fuck

A woman that is pregnant, yet is still smoking hot.

Our Geography professor is one hot SMILF.
By Rebbecca
Smilf
She-male I'd like to fuck

Dude, your brother is a smilf
By Maudie