Define Smud Meaning

Smud
smud(n.) - The residual of one's ejaculatory fluids; usually in reference to one receiving a facial.

"Ah man, you got my smud all over your face!"
"You could probably see better if you wiped all that smud out of your eyes."
By Tisha
Smud

You kids be careful in that smud out back!
By Edeline
Smud

Him- That shirt looks weird on you
Her- Bitch smud
Him- What?
By Neely
Smud
the mixture of one's ass-mud with a load of hot steaming man sauce. Once the creamy chowder and ass-mud have combined and fermented over a week long span of time, the gooey, sloppy substance that is then shat becomes the ever mysterious smud.

Smud is manufactured in Sacramento, Ca.

After I knifed and killed your 80yr old grandma, I shit on her, fucked her, then some smud fell out of her ass. It was well aged to perfection. It had the punget aroma of dead fetus.
By Quintilla
Smud
n. The physical state of being a wordwench/word i.e. beer wench, fuck wench.

v. To pull a smud; to goof; to jump out in front of things; to be a ditz.

What a klutz - you just ran into the glass door again! - you pulled a smud.
By Ammamaria
Smud
The essence of one's spiritual being which is brought about through extreme acts of selfishness. These gentlemen are extremely keen to acquire currency, vaginal pleasure and massive quantities of Jenkem. No regard for life.

Guy: Yo, you knocked up?
Girl: Yeah puto. I'm knocked up with your seed.
Guy: Yo, can I punch it out of your stomach? ":)"
Girl: No.
Guy: Fuck you bitch.
Server at Applebees: Damn, my dudes is mad smud.
By Melantha
Smudding
not nearly as awesome as the name implies, the high school act of eating pudding and smores with your friends while watching movies which, in all honesty, arent that great

guy 1: damn, julie wants to go smudding again.

Guy 2: i'd bail, there's no action there
By Danny
Smud
a mixture of snow and mud

Wipe that fuckin smud off your fuckin truck before you go another fuckin 5 miles in this fuckin snow storm on this fuckin road, fuckin.
By Jo-Ann
SMUD
it's a SCUD send by mail

My boss just sent me a SMUD.

It hurts.
By Pearle
Smud
The brown tip of a banana that no one in their right mind eats.

Ew I would never eat the smud of a banana
By Ellene