Define Smurt Meaning

Smurt. A word used to describe someone who tries to act smart but actually sounds dumb. The U in smurt derives from the word "dumb".

smurt the inability to smell;
a whore

To slap your partner around the face with your dangly bits whilst receiving fellatio.

Someone who is beyond smart and cannot be described.

Acr. Super Mega Ultra Respiratoty Therapist. One that sets the bar at such a high level only very few in the field could even be considered to achieve a high status

(Verb) A smile that is forced and false.

To cover complete hatred towards an individual with an obviously fake smile.

Usually accompanied by an immediate scowl.

i.e. smurting, smurted, smurtist

When someone does something thinking they are smart but in reality they are not. It has a distinct UR sound instead of the long R in smart. If pronounced carefully if is hard to distinguish from the actual. Similar to the military's respectful "sir" and disrespectful sur (like cur)

an auto-antonym that mocks the word "smart" and really means "stupid"