Define Therapist Meaning

someone who says they'll help you bye talking to you, you tell them your deepest secrets and they silently judge you

Someone you pay $100 an hour to fuck with your psyche.

Retarded loser who is supposedly "trained" to understand everything you have to say, when really they just want to get into your business, tell everyone your personal issues, and all the while get money for it. My advice: if they invite you to dairy queen, call the cops. =

someone who understands the power of language but hasn't yet seen the definition of freedom

a close friend whom you talk to about your problems.

word often mistaken as 'the rapist' by Sean Connery when playing celebrity jeopardy.

Something a therapist would say

A category on Celebrity Jeopardy which Sean Connery mistakes for being The Rapists

Someone who impersonates a therapist for personal gain.