Define Son You Meaning

Son You
1. To treat a person, usually a grown man like he was your own child.

2. To demean or disrespect; Man handle

Jay-z " I son niggas like a adopted you" Rock star freestyle

"Yo that dude just smacked you and you aint do shit. Why you let him son you like that"
By Goldia
Son, I'm You
When you go back in time to fuck your mom so she can give birth to you. Then the older version of you goes back in time to see your younger self, in order to tell you what you must do( fuck your mom). He says the words, "Son I'm you" thus creating a paradox in which there is a ever ending timeline where you're fucking your mom in order to keep yourself in existence. The only way to fix time and space as we know it is to fuck yourself, thus making you a time baby. This will result in the big boom and a creation of a new universal entirely.

I was walking by an old man and then he stopped me and said, "Son, I'm you". We then fucked in front of a mcdonald's for hours, making me a space baby.
By Mellie
You Son Of A Bitch
A phrase yelled at someone to show that you despise them and think that their mother is a whore. It is a phrase used by certain awkward, big nosed people when they are angry. One way to anger such a person would be to, for example, inadvertently hit said person in the testicles with a frisbee. This phrase is best yelled while attempting to kick whomever hit you with the aforementioned frisbee, although the kicking can be rendered useless by your target keeping you at a distance with his long arms.

*Person 1 accidently hits the awkward person in the testicles with a frisbee.

Person 1: Oh shit dude, i'm sorry! Are you alright?

Awkward person: You Son of a Bitch!

*the awkward person attempts to kick person 1 only to be thwarted by person 1's long arms and non-awkward disposition.

Person 1: Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
By Amitie
Josh Dun With You Son
When you are so done wtih someone you become Josh on the drooms

Person 1: Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub...
Person 2: Kanye-not

You: I'm so dun with both of you

Person 2: Josh dun?
You: Josh dun with you son
*drums off into the sunset*
By Jami
Josh Dun With You Son
When you are so done wtih someone you become Josh on the drooms

Person 1: Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub...
Person 2: Kanye-not

You: I'm so dun with both of you

Person 2: Josh dun?
You: Josh dun with you son
*drums off into the sunset*
By Anya
Josh Dun With You Son
When you are so done wtih someone you become Josh on the drooms

I am josh dun with you son.
Person 1: Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub...
Person 2: Kanye-not
You: I'm so dun with both of you
Person 2: josh dun with you son

*drums into the sunset*
By Aloise
Josh Dun With You Son
When you are so done wtih someone you become Josh on the drooms

I am josh dun with you son.
Person: Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub...
Taylor: Kanye-not
You: I'm so dun with both of you
Taylor: josh dun with you son

*drums into the sunset*
By Pauly
Josh Dun With You Son
When you are so done wtih someone you become Josh on the drooms

I am josh dun with you son.
Person 1: Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub...
Person 2: Kanye-not
You: I'm so dun with both of you
Person 2: josh dun with you son

*drums into the sunset*
By Glynis
Josh Dun With You Son
When you are so done wtih someone you become Josh on the drooms

Person 1: Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub...
Person 2: Kanye-not

You: I'm so dun with both of you

Person 2: Josh dun?
You: Josh dun with you son
*drums off into the sunset*
By Rozanna
Can I Speak To You Son
If your dad is cool and he says it, he's pulling you aside to have a confidential "coaching" moment, while saving you the embarrasment of having your friends hear the whole subject.

Can also be said to someone about your own age who is being a bit naive, for example about a girl who might be bad news, but who your homey is starting to get caught up in. You might say to him "can i speak to you son" as a way of letting him subtly know he might want to talk to you because there might be something you know that he might want or need to know.

Your unsuspecting friend: "Man, I don't see why all them other dogs be saying that girl is a golddigger! She seemed nice, and very interested in me."

You: "can i speak to you son"
By Florina