Define Sonar Meaning

Sonar
The rare ability to see out of one's arsehole.

Referee: That was blocking.
Athlete: What the hell am I supposed to do? Use sonar or something?
By Moll
Sonar
an extremely homosexual or ugly piece of graffiti based mostly in seattle. Also must incorporate no style.

"dude rodrigo look at that sonar it's the ugliest piece of shit i've ever seen"
"dude u got fuckin sonared"
"thats so fuckin sonar"
By Arabelle
Sonar
Mediocre recording software by Cakewalk for Windows based computers. Known for having a graphical user interface so unsightly, you get diarrhea if you look at it. Sonar users are like digital performer users, but for PC's.

Fuck Sonar! The other day, I was at a guy's house who uses Sonar, I took one look at the screen and started pissing out my ass! You think that's bad? You should have heard his music!
By Doralia
Sonar
The moment in time between not having a boner. And having a boner. Ie: a soft boner.

That girl is hot enough to give me a sonar.
By Jordanna
Sonar
A word used to describe sexual acts that will happen in the future, when you're not sure how far it will go.

boy: I am going to sonar your so hard next weekend.
girl: Oh my god, I can't wait. I hope we have enough time.
By Sascha
Sonar
SONAR: NOUN. Acronym. SOund NAvigation and Ranging. Originally SONAR was primarily use in an ACTIVE mode. This entails transmitting a very powerful tone through a hydrophone and listening for return echos. It is possible to determine the distance and bearing to any object that returns an echo. Later SONAR began to be used passively to listen. Most ships emply SONAR in the form of a FATHOMETER which is used to determine depth. SONAR is more widely recognized in the form of a fish finder that can be purchased inexpensively adn is used to help fisherman locate fish underwater in a manner similar to a fathometer. Some animals use SONAR including whales and dolphins, some fish, and even mammals (bats).

Bats use SONAR to locate insects.

Most films depicting submarines use a corny 'beep' to signify the sub searching or being searched for by SONAR.
By Dorry
Sonar
A synonym for a vibe. A feeling in the air; a transcendental feel.

“Dude your sonar is a little off today, are you okay?”
By Claude
Piss Sonar
The echolocation tool men use when they piss in the dark to make sure they're hitting the toilet. This involves starting to urinate and listening carefully for the sound of the urine stream hitting the toilet water. If the sound is not heard, aiming adjustments are made until such time as the reassuring sound is heard.

Joe: "Man, I got home last night drunk, went in the bathroom, didn't turn on the light and ended up pissing all over the bathroom floor."
Bob: "You should have used piss sonar to find the toilet, bro."
Joe: "Oh."
By Joanne
Bonar Sonar
An imaginary device that allows a person to recognize when another person has a boner--or has recently seen an attractive person.

Usually held by guys when with other guys. A constant beeping sound is a classic sign of someone's bonar sonar being activated.

Note: The bonar sonar tells when other people have a boner, not yourself. So if person A has a boner, person B would be notified by his bonar sonar.

*An attractive female walks by*

Friend A: (Stares at ass)

Friend B: "Wow, my Bonar Sonar is going crazy right now"

Or

*Friend C is talking to attractive female*

Friend A: "Beep, beep, beep"

Friend B: "What?"

Friend A: "Look"

Friend B: "Haha. He's a player"
By Nance
Dipping Sonar
Whilst giving birth to an almighty stool, it enters the water of the toilet bowl and the integrity of the turd is maintained (no snap) until the bowel is evacuated. This is due to the consistancy of the log which is most likely made up of digested pork ribs with a mallasess based sauce and a pint or three of Guinness. An important phenomena is also at play, when the nard enters the water, the submerged portion of the cable becomes weightless which enables the turd to continue and reach maximum length. The cable must be maintained within a certain angle (8.5 degrees) in order to avoid cert snap.
This act resembles the use of a Dipping Sonar Array employed by Naval Anti Submarine Helicopters.

Dave, Loc and Adrian smashed a German pork knuckle, 15 beers, gelato and 5 rums. The next morning, in the Hilton Hotel room, Loc was in peril and screamed that he was doing a Dipping Sonar, Adrian asked if the cable was within limits!
By Minna