Define Cert Meaning

Cert
When the Supreme Court of the United States agrees to hear a case. Short for the latin "certiorari" meaning "to send up the record."

We were happy to hear the Supremes granted cert in Lawrence v. Texas.
By Kathy
Cert
Correctional Emergency Response Team

Active the CERT Team we have a Riot.
By Joline
Cert
Depending on the circumstances, a short form for
1) A certificate
2) A concert
3) Certain

1) did you pick up your cert from the gym?
2) Did you go to Enrique's cert?
3) So Bush won again? I thought Kerry was a cert...
By Ruthie
Cert
To certify or to show off something for example your wealth.

Damn these new loafers I bought cert my pocket.
By Linn
Cert

teacher : there is no school on monday

Paul: oh cert cert cert certy cert cert
By Ann
Cert
A female that is visually unpleasing to regarde.

"Hey, have you seen Susan Boyle lately?"

"No, i'll go out on a limb and still assume she's a cert right?"
By Greta
For Certes
A shortened version of for certain. Almost wiggerish in it's tone.

It's spelling comes from the speech of Gonzalo in Act 3 Scene 3 of Shakespeare's "The Tempest" - "For, certes, these are people of the island—"

"Yo mate you want to hit up H-Town to cruise for bitches?"
"For certes mate"
By Corabelle
Certs
Certificates or other documentation that can significantly qualify one for a better/decent job. Often of a technical computer/networking nature.

Fuck, getting my A+ cert was easy as hell to get after that course.

Congrats, I just spent 3k on a course to get my networking certs.
By Dianemarie
Certed
To be given a certificate. The action of having had a qualification bestowed on you . like benighted is to be knighted.

The honour is bestowed upon you..it is Certed to you

"at the awards ceremony Brian was certed with an honours degree"
By Bidget
Certs
A: a delicious mint

B: a delicious mint used as a throwing knife

i pwnd jarret in the juggular with a certs and made him cough and sputter up some blood
By Bertha