(noun) A Member Of "The Gang Public Server" Who Most Often Types With Capitalization Of Each Word, Never Seeming To Fail At This Way Of Writing.
"Ugh can you please stop typing like a tempest! It's incredibly irritating." "I Think Writing Like A Tempest Is Quite Nice." "This guy trys to not seem like a tempest, but he slips up all the time."
A major ass stomping storm thats said to be due in the year 2006, prophesied by the Insane Clown Posse in their 2005 album The Calm. Apparently this storm is supposed to rip all the non-believers a new asshole with lightning that sets fire to water, flaming tornadoes, thunder loud enough to shatterbrick walls, and all other manner of apocalyptic phenomenon.
An arcade game originally released in 1981 by Atari. Tempest was a vector-based arcade game designed and programmed programmed by Dave Theurer where the player would control a small ship that moved around in a wireframe tunnel destroying oncoming space ships. Besides being one of the most popular Arcade games of all time, Tempest also left a few urban legends in it's wake, one of which was Polybius - An early beta of the game which caused Vertigo and Motion Sickness, and was supposedly part of a government test to brainwash America's youth.
