Define Spandex Meaning

Spandex
Spandex is a privelege, not a right. Just because you own it, doesn't mean you can wear it.

The fat woman wore her spandex from high school. Children cried when they saw her.
By Amye
Spandex
Things that look really good on women. Not so good on men

Did you see that girl in spandex?
Yeah her ass looked good!
By Molly
Spandex
This is something i recomend especially when your playing contacts sport.A spandex are basically tights you wear underneath your shorts when playing ruthless sports like rugby and aussie rules because if you wear boxers your balls might hang off the side and that could creep people out.

Mate1:"Dude i think you should get some spandex im kinda getting sick of looking at that thing."

Mate2: "Oh Ya Reckon!? Yeh man i think your right. i was getting tired of people looking down my balls all the time."
By Selene
Spandex
Something that should not be worn by fat people or those who hate getting wedgies.

My next-door neighbor has a spandex bathrobe. What a dummy!
By Merlina
Spandex
pants used to amplify his/her penis size

nice spandex
By Sean
Spandex
1. A synthetic fiber or fabric made from a polymer containing polyurethane, used in the manufacture of elastic clothing.


2. Spike/Xander/Lex threesome pairing. I have yet to see this actually occur, but it's fun to think about.

1. Spandex is uncomfortable to wear.

3. I'm writing a Buffy/Smallvill crossover. It's spandex.
By Wanids
Spandex
the best freaking word ever! It's another word for tight.

Bob: "Did you see dwight howard's superman dunk in the Slam Dunk Contest?"

Fred: "That was so spandex, man."
By Malissa
Spandex
something not good to wear while having sex

spandex stick too much and become difficult to take off
By Gigi
Spandex
An unwanted or unsolicited text message sent as a promotional advertisement or marketing ploy.

I keep getting blasted with spandex from KFC. No, I don't want to text DD to ##### for a free double downwich.
By Gretel
Spandex
A type skintight elastic shorts usually worn by sports people, often seen on girls playing volleyball.

She worn very tight spandex shorts for volleyball practice.
By Christen