"Dude, the other day I was at this party that went
sparatic; the lights went off, the cake
caught fire, I even stepped on a dog that snuck in the house."
"Don't let that guy near that machine, he'll make it go sparatic."
"Man, I never thought fishing with your hands would be so sparatic!"
"
Game of Thrones was so sparatic last night!"
"James, it's always like that. Stop getting on wikipedia."