Define Spasticated Meaning

Spasticated
1.) A dismissive for appearing out of touch, behind the times, or slow.
2.) To be stupid, retarded or mentally challenged.

Ali G: "I iz actually spasticated"
Mate: "What are you fucken spasticated or sunnin?"
By Prudence
Spasticated
If you say or do stupid things....like being clumsy ect.

corr i'm propper spasticated 2 day lol
By Daniele
Spasticated
a person who has serious mental problems such as george bush and the american people who support him.
also common in animals

that is one spasticated turtle
By Darbie
Spasticated
people with a serious mental health problem. americans, pikeys, townies, vegetarians.

god that american townie is really really spazticated!!!
By Ruthie
Spasticated
1. All over the place
2. Not following 'conventional'/'normal' rules or practice
3. Defies 'normal' logic

Adjective for the noun, spastic. Not to be used in conjunction with the noun 'Spastic' which is a real medical/mental affliction.

Q. How was the traffic this morning? A. It was spasticated

My head is spasticated this morning

The organisation of that thing was spasticated

Your explanation is spasticated
By Hannis
Spasticated
Drunk beyond belief, so much so that you resemble a 'spastic'

I was spasticated on Friday after a cheeky Nandos and 12 shots of booka
By Teresina
Spasticating
Spasticating was first used from a not well known author called Crosta_ta. It is an adjective used when someone is faking to have a seizure to make your friends laugh.

Hey look “Bomber Bhat” is spasticating, hahahahaha he is funny
By Kelcey
Spastication
when someone does or makes something completely retarded with no explanation to what just happened and leaves you re evaluating your life

that was complete spastication i am confused
By Kial
Spastic
1. Relating to, of the same nature as, or characterized by involuntary muscular contractions, esp. the long-continued contractions known as tonic spasms.
2. A person afflicted by such spasms; a person suffering from cerebral palsy.

"Christine is very spastic."
By Sharleen
Spasticate
To make oneself operate as simliar to a person with a physical disability, indoubtably by performing some act of stupidity involving a sharp knife and a citrus fruit.

"Ha !! Ginge pure spasticated himself !"
By Poppy