You are Out Of Touch Cunts.
Out Of Touch Cunts is what you are.
Tourist: "Excusez
moi, I was 'oping to locate some utterly clueless
fuckwits to mock. I am a long way from 'ome and 'ave no idea where to look."
Helpful person: "Sadly, you aren't actually in America, so the number of utterly clueless fuckwits is going to be quite low. What you need to do is visit the on-line Urban Dictionary. The people that
run that thing are such brainless shit-cunts that I'd be surprised if they weren't
ALL American! Hahahaha!"
Tourist: "Hahahahahaha! They must be real Out Of Touch Cunts, nes pas?"
Helpful person: " Yes! They really are! Utter fucking wankstains, the lot of them! Allegedly!"