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Gormless
stupid or slow-witted; adjective - (Oxford English Dictionary definition) also describes one who is lacking in composure, grace, intellect, style etc.

A nick-name for one whose attributes are all of the above.

Tom: That guy is SO gormless, he really doesn't have a clue! It's actually hilarious to watch... from a distance.
Dick: Yeah, I really cant stand that guy! I'd NEVER invite him to a party.
Harry: Guys, chill, it can't be easy to wake up every morning and have to face not only the world but also yourself. Have some compassion for the dude; he's clearly got problems.

Brian: Sometimes I just feel so, so, SO gormless!
Briana: Hmm, 'gormless', rhymes with formless, chormless, hormless...
Brian: That's not helpful.
Briana: Perhaps if you thought about your words before you spoke them... hmm? After all, the definition of a gentleman IS 'one who says what they mean and means what they say'!

"The man gormlessly(
By Stacie
Gormless
A dozy, vacant expression.
Oblivious to ones surroundings, mouth agape.

"Wake up you gormless twat!"
By Cinnamon
Gormless
Brainless. Lacking in intelligence.

My brother in-law is a gormless twit.
By Emmaline
Gormless
someone who couldn't find their arse with both hands.

paris hilton, george w bush
By Krista
Gormless
Entirely bereft of gorm.

The gormless marketroid didn't realize that he was being had.
By Ellyn
Gormless
A person wiv the inteligence span of a dead fish

That Ben Browns a gormless focker
By Cathe
Gormless
based on Roald Dahl's Matilda: people who aren't dull or stupid, but arrogant and narcissistic

well if look at the current British slang definition of gormless, it certainly wouldn't describe Matilda's parents in Roald Dahl's book, so I'd say gormless should have a new and improved meaning
By Ronna
Gormless
A person, male or female, whose intellect is sub-par. They say and do things that make you scratch your head. They have the tendency to either drool and/or accumulate that white stuff at the corners of their mouth. They tend to be slovenly people with no sense of style and their bodies tend to look asexual.

1. "Fuck me, look at that gormless bastard, what is that?"
2. "Is that a boy or a girl?"
3. "Are those tits or man tits?"
4. "I wouldn't fuck that gormless bitch with a ten foot bargepole"
By Sacha
Gormless
Definition:

1. A lack of intelligence, or a person or thing of less, or fewer, intelligence.
2. Less than intelligent.

Related form:
gorm + less - adjective

gorm
- noun. intelligence, intelligent

less (Ref: www.dictionary.com)
–noun 7. a smaller amount or quantity...
–adjective. smaller in size...

The existing definitions of 'gorm' define the word gormless.
By Prue
Gormless
The look like you’re thinking so hard you’re going to shit yourself.

Boris: it’s a great honour to you this mighty country

Me: I would trust you to run a bath, you gormless fuck-knuckled rat-faced donkey-brained twat
By Constantine