-The official shoe of college students, and that of most fraternity driven men.
-Usually a very tan color, worn without socks and helps with stability when binge drinking.
-Most college girls, or sorority girls have an attraction to "bros" that wear sperrys -The shoe name Top-Sider is the most common collection worn
A Sperry is a type of shoe that preppy rich kids wear. Not all Sperry's symbolize "rich" though. There are many different colors for girls to choose from, and those shoes are only around $50, which isn't much. To know who your true Sperry Ritz are, it's the girls or guys that wear Sperry's that are completely plain - they're usually a tan color. They are typically for boating, although many non-boaters purchase them. They show class and style. People who wear Sperry's are people you should worship, because who else pays over $100 for shoes that will be ruined if you even get them wet?
Joe: "Hey Luke I see you're on that Sperry'sgrind today!"
Luke: "Yeah, my dad is CEO of a bank now so why not."
By Milicent
Sperry
Most likely a fish or some type of limblesscold-bloodedvertebrate animal with gills and fins and living wholly in water.
Sperrys are the "wanna be" version of top siders. They're only like 50 bucks and are extremely uncomfortable. Those who wear them refuse to acknowledge the pain because they are so desperate to convey the preppy boater look. Those who actually wear top siders for their intended purpose know the best brands and like to keep it that way because they are the genuine people who the top sider supporters aspire to be.
The slight wound at the back of your heel caused by breaking in your new Sperry Topsiders
Bro 1: check my new Sperrys bro. pretty sick, right?
Bro 2: fuck yeah but what's with the band-aids? not frat.
Bro 1: they gave me bad Sperry's heel bro.
Bro 2: then stop buying cheap sperrys.
By Almeria
Sperry Slapper
A sperry slapper is someone, particularly a male, who wears sperry's typically paired with salmoncolored shorts and is often in a frat
*walking to class*
Bill: Hey Jack.
Jack: What's up Bill?
Bill: You see those sperryslappers back at the tennis court?
Jack: Yeah, it's hard not to notice clowns when you see them.