While a girls going down on you, tell her you gotta go take a piss. While your gone, pull out a bottle of tabasco sauce and put it on your testicles then tell her to suck on your sack, and watch her flip out. Oh btw, DONT TELL HER YOUR DOING THIS!!!
When the woman eats 50 packs of taco bell fire sauce and a box of laxatives then allows the the man to fuck her in said butt until she projectile shits on his penis.
April and I went to taco bell last night and she gave me a spicy meat throne afterwards!