Define Spoon Me Meaning

Spoon Me

One says to their partner, 'Spoon me'. Phrase is often used during winter nights.
By Krystal
Spoon Me
A more "appropriate" way of saying "fuck me"

Jan: Let's go shopping today!
John mumbling: Spoon me.
By Rhoda
There's Me Spoon
Interchangeable with "pardon me"

If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.

By Sula
Gag Me With A Spoon And Call Me Criss Angel!
An expression you say when you're in disbelief

Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!
By Fern