Define There Me Spoon Meaning

There's Me Spoon
Interchangeable with "pardon me"

If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.

By Cherish
Spoon Me

One says to their partner, 'Spoon me'. Phrase is often used during winter nights.
By Rodi
Spoon Me
A more "appropriate" way of saying "fuck me"

Jan: Let's go shopping today!
John mumbling: Spoon me.
By Wilow
Kill Me With A Spoon
A phrase used to indicate a desperate attempt to suicide, meaning you'd be willing to kill yourself with anything, including a spoon which, by the way, is probably the most non-lethal item known to mankind.

dude 1: hey didja parents see your report card?
dude 2: omg kill me with a spoon.
By Alina
Gag Me With A Spoon
Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. From valspeak, so somewhat archaic. Usage these days is considered silly.

Oh, gag me with a spoon! Look at the zits all over that nerd's face!

By Claudie
Gag Me With A Spoon
a phrase used to describe how unpleasant a situation may be

Hey jess, remember when you dated Evans?

Yeah, gag me with a spoon.
By Franky
Gag Me With A Spoon
something you would like to do if something is grossing you out severly

"I hate watching dating reality shows---gag me with a spoon!"
By Katie
Gag Me With A Spoon And Call Me Criss Angel!
An expression you say when you're in disbelief

Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!
By Ethelind