A hairy man purse used to hold valuables when wearing a Kilt. Often use to give the young maiden a Sporran slap. (Sporran slapped across the face). Most commonly found on Scottish men or across the face of females.
The lolling sash of pitted, bloodshot suet which shadows an elephantine scholars mottled genitals.
'I dread to think of the malodorous flab batter that's living under that fellowsweeping dong sporran'
By Rosina
Sporran Basher
Used to describe an unusually agressive lesbian, not specifically one of Jockheritage.
Girl tells guy to get lost at the bar after guy delivers a shite chat up line. Guy returns to his friends explaining his unsuccessful attempt by stating "Obviously a sporran basher!"