Define Squirreled Meaning

Squirreled
to be dragged by one’s nutsack.

23M looking to get squirreled by a sugar daddy (grab my nuts)
By Latrina
Squirreled
Getting completely distracted midstream from a task, project or conversation, usually by something unrelated, ridiculous or shiny. Derived from the scenes of the talking dog from Disney's Pixar movie UP!

"Hey did you finish looking over that presentation that's due tomorrow?"
"OMG, no, I got totally squirreled!"
By Chloette
Squirreled
stashed or pocketed; usually associated with prescription narcotics intended for immediate consumption.

I gave that bitch a vicodin and instead of eating it she squirreled it for later.
By Allyson
Squirreled
when you post in a forum and notice after your submission that someone has been faster than you and squeezed in just above your reply

(edit: damn, got squirreled again by IwasFaster123)
By Pauly
Squirreled

Last night Robbie picked up Melani at a night club and took her back to his place where he squirreled her all night long.
By Josie
Squirreled

We smoked a fat blunt and we were so squirreled.
By Marci
Squirreled
Displaying traits of a squirrel, i.e. furtive, high-strung motions, generally the result of ingesting an illicit substance or caffiene. Regional term in New York City and Ithaca, NY

"Dude, after that triple espresso, I was so squirreled!"
By Maudie
Squirreled
After a girl is done giving you head she keeps your cum in the side of her cheek tricking you into thinking she swallowed it. Then when you kiss her she spits it back in your mouth.

Ashly gave me the best head the other day, but just when I thought it was ok to kiss her that ho squirreled me!
By Cate
Squirreled
When you think you have Julian Edelman covered tight and the little guy still catches the damn ball!!!

Julian Edelman squirreled us again on 3rd down !!!
By Ainsley
To Squirrel
To disappear from a drinking event without anyone noticing, and then return to home.

The behavior is sometimes a response to shame from not being able to hang with the big boys and girls.

In some instances the behavior is the result of such a drunken level of stupor that the individual turns on his or her Lassie instincts and finds his or her way home like a K9.

To Squirrel

Mike: Where the fuck did Amir go?
General Consensus: I have no idea!
Mike: Damn it! Amir squirreled again!
By Layney