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Staph
Just another way to over-pronounce 'stop'. Usually used in non-serious situations, typically, this word gets dragged out and yelled at other people and/or things.

Example one:
P1: Call me daddy! *Moans loudly*
P2: Fucking STAPH!

Example two:
Phone: *Freezes on Pornhub*
P1: Phone... Don't do this to me.
Phone: *Unfreezes only to malfunction and play the audio out loud on full volume*
P1: STAPH! NooooOOOO!
By Delores
Staph
An infection usually associated with surgery that can spread through the body and cause death. BTW its very contagious gl all you doctors

A: A doctor gave johnny staph during surgery.
B: Cool! Now we can beat the third level of dungeons and dragons!
A: He died...
By Lelah
Staph Infection
Short for staphylococcus, a bacteria which can live harmlessly on skin surfaces however when the skin is broken, staph bacteria can enter the wound causing infection. Causes; Aly G.

There's Staph infection outbreak in southern NY, Bianca has it!
By Tracee
Staff Staph
A bacterial infection on/in the male genitals.

I developed a staff staph a few nights after I hooked up with a chick from the bar.
By Valentina
Staph Juice
when a dog licks an infected wound and it begins to ooze out

logan guzzled the staph juice straight out of the wound .
By Nerty
Squirrel Staph
Grabbing one's balls while yelling "SQUIRREL"

I walked up to Tyler and gave him squirrel staph last night!
By Chastity
Shart Staph
In which you laugh so hard you shart your jeans, but then suddenly a grape appears out of nowhere and devours the shart until the grape itself turns brown.
The grape then gets very sick and in turn ends up with a staph infection.
The grape then proceeds to shrivel up until it turns into a raisin- to which you then consume the raisin, completing the food chain circle.

“Oh my gosh that grape just got a staph infection from that shart!”
“I just laughed so hard I shart staphed!”
By Abigale