A statey is the appropriate name given to a single state school student amongst friends who all attend a private school. The name statey originated on an island off the East Australian Coastline called Stradbroke Island after the group of private school students and single state school student had consumed ridiculous amounts of xxxx bitter and became quite unruly and disorderly.
"Hi theremy name's statey"
"Why are you called statey?"
"Because I go to a state school and my friends all go to a private school, ya big dickhead"
"Oh, wicked"
I was doing 153mph past a statey and he didn’t go after me
By Bertina
Statey
A name used by up-themselves private school kids when they are referring to somebody who goes to a state school, usually implying that they are scum, when most likley they are the more scumy one, and, also used when trying to cover the fact that the private school they attend is even more crap then the state school of the person they are attempting to insult.
Private schoolattendee - "Stay away from me you stateys!"
Half decent Private school attendee - "Dude, their school is still better than ours"
an adjective that describes something negatively strict (often something associated with government actions or involvement) and will most of the time be out of your control.
Can you believe that M. Pearson's boss made the statey move to make him work until 3:00 am just because he arrived late to work and missed 30 minutes of his shift due to traffic?