Define Staunton Meaning

Staunton
Noun.
1. A small town in Southern Illinois
2. Hell on earth

Jan: Where did you grow up, Sue?
Sue: Hell.
Jan: No, seriously..
Sue: Staunton, IL, aka Hell.
By Tatiana
Staunton, Virginia
A town that no one is able to pronounce the name of, unless they live there.
People of the world wide web,
it is pronounced Stanton. Ignore the u. Silent u.
That is all.

1. Downtown Staunton, Virginia is an allright place.
By Jaynell
Staunton, Virginia
Staunton is a small town in western Virginia, at the crossroads of I81 and I64. Incest is rampant, and teen pregnancy is rampant. Most girls have their first child before they are 18 years old.

Staunton also has the second highest use of methamphetamine in the country,... tooth decay is not uncommon

The school system is sub-par, and most of the people that live there will never be able to leave the community which they were born in. Nobody comes to visit Staunton on account that there is nothing to see but a depressed run down city.

The two biggest employers are wal-mart and a mental institution called "western state"

"You're from Staunton, Virginia? You must a hick."

"What is there to do on friday night? Lets go to walmart!"

"You're from Staunton, Virginia? how many babys did you have before you were 20 years old? only three?!"

"How many times have you left Staunton in the past decade? Never."
By Annelise
Staunton Steam Cleaner
When seeing someone's laundry, you take a clean, folded shirt, and shit diarrhea all on the inside of the shirt. Fold it back, and then watch as they put it on.

Man, Lance would not leave me alone, so I gave him a Staunton Steam Cleaner.
By Deeyn
Staunton River Middle School
A school with too many hillbillies. Carry pocket knives to school like it’s nothing. The education system there suck just like their Football Team.

I’m going to Staunton River Middle School next week.
Run Bitch Run!!!
By Lexi
Staunton
A male with a huge penis and has all the sexy birds coming after him generally found around south Dublin

By Claudine