Define Steam Boat Willie Meaning

a steam boat willie is when you find a homeless man and call him willie, place a captains hat on his head then he proceeds to shit a horrible homeless shit on your chest. while he does this you yell out loud "I I caption!"

Someone who’s book smart but lacks the common knowledge. Tends to be goofy looking and you can tell from a distance that they are a different breed:0

A blowjob performed over the pants

When you're at a Disney park and Mickey Mouse flops out his hot diggity dog, you drop to your knees and perform fantastic fellatio.