Forget Jesus. If God took the form of a mortal man, that man would be Stifler, and the American Pie series would be his Bible.
He is THE man. A symbol of pure masculinity in today's modern sea of girly boys. He speaks his mind, and utters such profound and
prophetic statements as "Eat shit, shit-brick". He is desired by women and men (of a certain sexual orientation) everywhere, due to his rugged good looks, and manly charm.
Through his ridiculing of those with a low level of social skills, he is
single-handedly responsible for all human evolution and cultural development.
He is the the best example of what Freidrich
Nietzsche would consider to be the "
Overman", he is the peak of human development, the elite of the species, the great creator. He is what all mankind aspires to become.
He is Stifler.
Matt: Shit dude, I wish I was more like Stifler.
Den: Keep workin' at it
homeboy, you'll
get there one day.
