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Stood
a lame way to say Stayed.

I stood up all night! I could not SLEEP!
By Dotty
Stood
If you are lucky enough to not only be a Stuart but also a Dude, this is clearly what everone on this humbled planet shall call you!

James: "Sup Stood?"
Stuart: "lmaoplanes, Smeddles"
James: "Rofflecopter, Stood"
By Giorgia
Stood
Something that looks good.

"How's this?"
"Stood"
By Valaree
Stood
A common idiot, often refereed to as a noob or a tool. A person referred to as a stood is also stupid.

He handed us the money, not knowing that we weren't going to pay him back. What a stood.
By Goldy
Stood
An illegal that blames his lack of skill in fortnite to lag and people “ teleporting.”

That dude stood will never get better at Rocket League. He’s just a bad octane kid.
By Daniela
Stood
a big hairy ball sack

Did you see his stood? It was nasty.
By Adara
Stood Up
As in "To get stood up" or "To be stood up"
To have gone on a date, except to find that you've been left by yourself because your date never showed up.

1. I had a date with a really hot girl last week, but she stood me up after realizing she was way too good for me.

2. My sister got stood up by a jerk last night after going to the restaurant and she had to eat dinner all by herself. She's never going to see that jerk again!

3. I was really looking forward to my date last night with Jenn. I even made the effort to cook a four-course dinner and light candles in the dining room. But sadly, I got stood up and all my effort was in vain.

4. If you're stood up by a woman, that might be a sign that she just isn't interested in you.
By Dagmar
Stood Up
When someone you have previously made plans with does not show-up, leaving you utterly alone; often on a date.

"I had a date with Mark, but I got stood up by that asshole!"
By Deny
Get Stood On
Can be used interchangeably with ‘get fucked’ however it is a higher level of insult as it implies the person is not worthy of being fucked, rather, they need to get stood on

1)“Sorry I can’t make it to dinner anymore!”

“Get stood on”

2) “I just saw a flying pig”
“Get stood on”

3) “did you hear what she said to me??”
“Tell that bitch to get stood on”
By Jerrine
Still Stood
When you can't be brought down no matter what has been done to you.

I got kicked out of my spot. My girlfriend left me for my brother. I got fired from my job. Ran into some trouble with the cops and got tased 5 times and I STILL STOOD!
By Kathe