When recieving subpar fellatio, you sweeten the deal by punching her in the stomach, in theory making said mediocre blow job better (we're not sure how; ask Stackpole).
The drinks real contents from a person who's made them:
Blue schnapps (blue's not just a coulour, its a flavour too)
Tripple Sec
Baccardi 151
Captain Morgain's Spiced Rum
Skyy Vodka
Orange juice concentrate
Pinapple juice
These Stackpole Strongarms are smooth and and good looking in their neon green, but wait until tomorrow when they'll hit you like nothing you ever expected.