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Define A Starbucks Meaning

No Starbucks
A location that is so remote that it does not even have a Starbucks within 5 minutes.

Driving through Paradise California a few months after the Camp Fire...
Jillian: Wow, this place is really desolate. It's like we are in the middle of nowhere.
Terry: Ya it is, no Starbucks.
Jillian: Not even able to place a mobile order to pull a Starbucks virtual cut.
By Belvia
Starbucker
A person that sits inside of a Starbucks and is there only to look intelligent or stylish.

These people are most likely pretentious hipsters who like to mouth off words that you don't even know (or maybe they don't even know) just to confuse you and broadcast their mental superiority. They also probably listen to NPR radio, only watch the news, is a vegetarian, and is a very eco-minded person.

How to spot a Starbuker:

After finishing their coffee they don't leave, they may have even fallen asleep.

This person may be holding, carrying, or wearing any of the following:

-Newspaper
-Any Macintosh product
-A "classic" work of fiction
-A biography or documentary book of some sort
-Anything eco-friendly
-Chico or form fitting Pants
-A shirt or sweater made in a solid muted color, like burgandy, or olive green etc.

Jane is such a Starbucker; she will sit in the Starbucks lougne for 2 hours with her Macintosh laptop while listening to NPR radio.
By Bernardine
Starbucking
The act of Starbucking refers to the mass global-organising of certain shops or products appearing everywhere in daily life. For example, Local pubs in England have followed almost the same trend due to the Government changing their appearence and interiors, making them identical to other pubs.

*5 friends enter a pub after coming from another pub*

Oliver: "I'm feeling Deja-vu"
Peter: "This looks exactly the same as the last one!"
Steven: "What did I say? Starbucking, It's happening everywhere, Man!"
By Doralynne
Starbucks
a legal drug for white people

susan:hey
karen:hey susan do you want to get high
susan:sure why no t i just dropped the kids off to ballet
karen:i know this great place called starbucks
By Marysa
Starbucks
Where you're going to end up if you get a master's degree in the following:

1) Art History
2) Fine Arts
3) Philosophy
4) Literature

"I know the barista at this Starbucks: she was in my 'Critical Analysis of James Joyce' class in college!"
By Madelene
Starbucked
This is a verb for when a city becomes inundated with multiple Starbucks locations in the same area of the city so as to ambush a city with Starbucks locations.

Damn,my city has been Starbucked,there are 3 locations less than 5 minutes from each other!
By Goldie
Starbuck
Name of a main character on the 1978-'79 T.V. series "Battlestar Galactica"

"Starbuck flies a Colonial Viper."
By Kathe
Starbuck
1. The first mate of Captain Ahab in Herman Melville's novel, Moby Dick.

2. An officer in the 1978 Battlestar Gallactica Series.

3. The callsign of Kara Thrace(played by Katee Sackhoff), one of the central characters in the reimagined Battlestar Gallactica series. She starts out as a wreckless fighter, going in guns blazing. However, her fighter(Viper) explodes and she returns claiming to know how to find Earth. She is later referred to as The Harbinger of Death. She eventually gets the last of humanity to Earth by numbers assigned to notes in the song "All Along the Watchtower." Without a doubt one of the most complex and intriguing characters to ever grace our television screens.

1. Ahab is a dick to Starbuck.
2. Starbuck is a straightlaced boring dude.
3. HOLY SHIT! I can't believe how Battlestar ended for Starbuck, is she an angel or what?
By Abigael
Starbucks
Starbucks, also known as, crack for rich people.

Junkie 1: Dude, my drug dealer got shot yesterday. What am I going to do?
Junkie 2: Lets go to Starbucks and get a Mocha.
Junkie 1: No there's no way I could afford that.
Junkie 2: I guess you'll just have to stick to inhaling cans of computer Dust-off again.
By Birdie
Starbucks
A coffeehouse chain originating from the original Starbucks founded in Seattle, Washington State in 1971. Starbucks originally sold only coffee beans and eqiupment refusing to exspand untill it was under new ownership in 1987. It's really the new owners that fucked it up.

Exspensive coffee but it's good, and their workers receive full benefits.

Dude: "You shouldn't go to Starbucks 'cause like someone told me theres these things called free-trades or something and theres this like globalization thing I heard about on the news one time, and Starbucks is bad or something... well, I'm goin' go smoke some more pot now."

Me: "Yes I go to Starbucks occasionally but it's the only coffeehouse I know of where I live and I've never seen a Dunkin' Donuts before in my life."
By Mada