Contraction of 'Captain
Ahab Hour' in reference to the iconic whale-hunter of
Moby Dick. At the club, the last hour before closing in which desperation and loneliness reach an
all time high, resulting in questionable hook-ups, famously with whale-sized women.
Guy 1: You've got no standards.
Guy 2: Piss off I do.
Guy 1: Fuck me, you practically had to harpoon your hook-up into the cab after Ahab Hour for Netflicks and Krill.
Guy :
Call me Ishmael.
Whale: Shush puddin, no names.
PA System: Attention fatties, Ahab Hour is approaching, guard your
blowholes.
Men,
shield your eyes!