Define Ahab Meaning

Ahab
A guy who prefers screwing fat chicks, simple as that. Ahab is a reference to the captain of the ship that was chasing the giant white whale in Moby Dick.

That chick was so huge she had her own gravitational force and that guy that left with her had to be an ahab
By Dacia
Ahab
Ahab...based on an ancient King of Israel who pissed God off seriously (1 Kings 16:30). Ahab - an asshole or very stupid person.

Rush Limbaugh is a fat-assed Ahab.
By Adara
Ahab
A refrence made about a overweight girl. But not as big as a beeps. When one has been deemed an ahab, generally the phrase "Grab yon spear" is shouted to tell inform those around of the ahab's presence.

Arrrgh. Ahab off the port bow. Grab yon spear.
By Jo-Ann
Ahabing
The act of hunting a 'whale' of a girl and taking her to bed.

After Marc was done ahabing her, he walked out of the bedroom and declared "Call me Ishmael."
By Simonne
Ahab
While fucking your girl doggie style, you suddenly pull out for no apparent reason. When she turns around for an explanation, she notices you've jumped off the bed onto a skateboard, holding the mighty dildo-harpoon in hand, cocked and ready to spear her in the ass. You pursue her as she runs out of the house and down the street while yelling, "You're not getting away from me this time, White Whale!"

The above definition is an example
By Karalee
Ahab
An adjective used to describe a state of rage or chaos.

Ima go all ahab up in this bitch

No man you tell him, he'll go fucking ahab on me if I do.
By Genna
Ahab
Someone who owns the Homeworld 1 and Diablo 2 communities like no other game known. He is mean, rude, and basically Satan. Watch for his evilness, as he will crush your pathetic cry baby souls.

Ahab has yet again ate the soul of an unsuspecting cry baby carebear.
By Valaria
Ahab Hour
Contraction of 'Captain Ahab Hour' in reference to the iconic whale-hunter of Moby Dick. At the club, the last hour before closing in which desperation and loneliness reach an all time high, resulting in questionable hook-ups, famously with whale-sized women.

Guy 1: You've got no standards.
Guy 2: Piss off I do.
Guy 1: Fuck me, you practically had to harpoon your hook-up into the cab after Ahab Hour for Netflicks and Krill.

Guy : Call me Ishmael.
Whale: Shush puddin, no names.

PA System: Attention fatties, Ahab Hour is approaching, guard your blowholes.
Men, shield your eyes!
By Noemi
Ahab Madness
a man, perferebly one of a minority race, who is attracted to fat white women, thus a man chasing after a white whale.

that poor motherfucker, he must have ahab madness because that is a huge bitch
By Pearla
Captain Ahab
A person who has a particular affection for large white women. Referencing Melvill's novel Moby Dick.

My friend Tyrone is a huge Captain Ahab. He hangs out around Jenny Craig on Friday nights.
By Wendeline