1.
Girl #1; OMG that guy's so hot!!
Girl #2; IKR! He's so suitable. Should I go ask him out?
Girl #1;
He has a girlfriend, but I'll find you someone else who has just as much suitability
2.
Guy #1: Dude that banana is SO
RIPE
Guy #2: Yeah but it's fucking ugly. Get one that has more suitability