Jimmy: "Ouch! You cunt! That wasn't
the silent duck!"
Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy! Watch your language!"
Jimmy: "
Sorry Mum. But how ought I to refer to this increasingly sensual act?"
Jimmy's Mum: "Well James, this is me gently splaying my fingers within your tight, supple
batty crease. Your sister likes to call it "sunflowering".
Jimmy: "Gee whiz Mum, this is the best birthday ever..!"