Define Suntan Meaning

You get burnt because you're too cool to wear sun lotion, then they go inside like woah im burnt holy shit

When a person doesn't go outside for an excessive period of time, normally sitting in their basement and playing video games or watching TV, and they turn white for lack of sun.

A suntan only covering face and lower arms due to the fact you cannot go without a shirt in the city. Can also be used for people who only use fake suntan with visibel white lines on ex. the neck.

When the lips (labia majora) of a woman's vagina are exposed for all to see.

When two people are having buttsex, the man on top pulls out right before cumming and instead runs his penis all over the other persons unfortunate back, leaving a trail of shit and semen. He then proceeds to rub it all in, leaving their backside an unfortunately darker shade.

The absolute worst kind of sunburn, caused by falling asleep or working outside without sunblock. Or, if you happen to have Irish heritage, what you get from spending more than 15 minutes out of doors with exposed skin. Symptoms include bright red skin, itching, swelling, burning, intense pain, peeling, developed fear of sunlight in any form, habitual sunblock or Aloe Vera application, walking like a retard, lying in strange positions, and setting fire to anything within 20 feet. may also cause one to be slapped with an unnatural fury.

Substantial and visible bruising (i.e. yellow or purple discoloration) over large areas of the body due to repeated impact, such as by punching or kicking.

When you take out your penis and ejaculate onto a freshly sunburnt back.

A person who is sun-burnt to the level that they have got all up in the grill of a thermonuclear explosion.

A suntan or sunburn whilst wearing clothes. A white mark is left where clothes or a watch have been, whilst the rest is pink, red or coloured by exposure to the sun. Usually on a day that was unexpectedly sunny. Synonymous with Southend-on-Sea in Essex, where sun is unexpected yet is a noted seaside resort. Usually experienced by chavs, people of low income or poor education, who have no ability to use suntan cream, or understand it's purpose, but yet are proud that the mark shows they have been out in the sun.