1-" After hearing what happened to his brotherMicheal went thermonuclear"
2-"Did you hear the new Imagine Dragons album?, it's thermonuclear!"
By Con
Thermonuclear Weapon
A thermonuclear weapon is a nuclear weapon design that uses a fission bomb's heat to ignite a nuclear fusion. The resulting explosion is a lot more powerful than the normal nuclear weapon.
It's like a hydrogen bomb: You eat the normal beans first which causes the outer beanage (Bush's honey flavor) to create an uncontrolled flatulation reaction.
I just ate the second can of beans. OH GOD I CAN'T STOP THE THERMONUCLEAR BEANAGE FROM CREATING A HIGH PRESSURE ZONE IN MY INTESTINE THUS THRUSTING EJECTA OUT MY REAR QUADRANT!
BANG
Kyle: Tom, did you just put Jimmy in the Thermonuclear Transmodification Device?
Tom: er...
BANG
Kyle: No! It transmodified Jimmy into a brick... a thermonuclearbrick!
By Hattie
Thermonuclear Cheese
A suspicious type of cheese. Also Thermonuclear-active, Nuclear-Active, Radio-Active and xX_GameSlayer_Xx Inactive.
ඞ: amogus
ඞ 2: Thermonuclear Cheese
ඞ: im leaving you.
ඞ 2: That's kinda sus ngl ඞ: I will be with Joe
ඞ 2: Who's Joe ඞ: iFucked Joe mama