Sweet bros are a sub-group of the larger and more well-known Douche bag group. Sweet bros are differentiated from the rest of the douche bags by their frequent use of the phrase, "
sweet bro" ("how are you?" "I am great" "
Sweet Bro."). During the fall and winter months, sweet bros can be found all over the country in their respective homes. However, in the summer they migrate to large metropolitan cities where they engage in "summer sales" where they
prowl neighborhoods, going door
to door, selling Satellite television service,
Pest control, or Security systems. It is important to note that if you are ever approached by a
Sweet bro, it's likely because he wants to try and convince you to do summer sales as well so as to increase his pay grade. If this happens, hold totally still; their vision is based on movement. Sweet bros employ many of the token douche bag practices such as
fist bumping, staring at themselves in the mirror at the gym, and shopping at Abercrombie and Fitch.
Does that
Sweet bro know his hat is
cocked slightly
to the left?
That guy was a total Sweet bro.