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Define Swiftness Meaning

Swiftness
pure awesomeness associated with uber-epic people.
phrase usually said by people on infomercials for home-fitness training equipment and exercize dvds.

lame guy on infomercial: FEEL THE SWIFTNESS

you sitting at home watching tv: *dialing* hi i'd like to order 16 copies, please.
By Brianna
The Swift
A sickness caused by over consumption of Taylor Swift music. Symptoms include: Tears, over exuberant joy, anxiety, dizziness, shortness of breath, personality change.
May cause you to become bedridden for an undetermined amount of time. Treatments are yet to be discovered.

Sorry, can't chill, I've got The Swift
By Amil
SWIFT
A totally useless trucking company that hires only retards and unskilled drivers who usually fuck up so bad that they bring shame to the trucking community.

acronyms for S.W.I.F.T
1. See What I Fucked up Today
2. Sure Wish I Finished Training
3. So What If I Fuck Toddlers
4. T.F.I.W.S that's SWIFT backwards for Two Fags In A White Semi
By Brooks
Swifted
To be in a short and unsatisfying relationship with Taylor Swift, only to have a write an insulting song about you after you break up.

Person 1: Did you hear? Harry Styles and Taylor Swift just broke up! He's totally about to be swifted!!

Person 2: Really? I guess he's about to join the ranks of Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, and all those other poor fools who got caught in the witch's trap.

Person 1: Wow, maybe she's the problem.

Person 2: It doesn't matter to her since she gets paid for every guy she swifts
By Gabriellia
Swift
A word meaning general awesomeness.

Man, that's swift!
Greer said the swiftest thing the other day.
By Vannie
Swift
In reference to a person who is well-dressed. Saying that someone looks swift is the same as saying they look sharp, suave, or classy.

In his German-chocolate-colored suit, Leon Phelps looked swift.
By Bernadette
Swifting
Anyone who nonstop spam mentions a girl consistently and/or is consecutively trying to flirt with one or multiple girls.

(Usually but not always does this because they've watched too much romance anime)

John: "Hey baby girl wanna kiss me?💋"
Vanessa: "Ummmm no thanks."
Nick: "Ignore him Vanessa he is just swifting he says that to every girl."
By Cassondra
Swift
Being very quick and stealth like thunder and lightning combined, if you are truely swift when u walk across water you shouldnt even touch it.

John is very swift in Combat.
By Otha
SwIfted
To write a song about someone who broke up with you much like Taylor Swift

(Person 1) John broke up with Lucy

(Person 2) Man she is so going to SWIFT him

(Person 1) I know she is probely SWIFTING him tonight at the show

(Person 2) man she probely all ready SWIFTED him!!!!
By Sabina
A Swift
A dinosaur like creature, roaming the earth for a sense of acceptment

"Haha, there's a swift!"
By Kaitlyn