A white guy that thinks that he is black. So uses
the N-word all the time.
Always bragging about how expensive his house is and how cheap and bad you’re neighborhood is.
But always complaining and telling how poor he is when he needs to pay you back. And
almost never actually paying without a discussion.
He has a crooked nose, is really tall and is a adult virgin(
probably gay). God must have been in a very bad mood when he was born.