Define Tasos Meaning

Tasos
A most beautiful and intelligent individual whose uncontested superiority amongst the human race has rendered Him the very epitome of human excellency. A god amongst men, an emperor amongst peasants, a king amongst disgusting vulgar subhumans; may he forever bless us with his supreme virtue.

-Putrid mortals bow before your supreme god!
-WE HAIL TASOS!
By Catlin
Tasos
A guy who fucks your wife who you have been with for over a decade behind your back after you volunteer to drive him to rec volleyball.

Dude did you hear about Tasos? I guess he skull fucked the shit out of her after volleyball and then drained his seed in her massive tits when he was done.
By Tova
Taso
A greek name, short form for Anastasious. Usually very attractive, well built, loyal and good personality. They are usually very humorous and know how to handle women.

Taso? Oh yeah he is such a good guy.
By Alica
Taso
An absolute sick lad, handsome looking and good at literally every single thing. He is a Greek God who is the king of the world and everyone respects him. He is also a mad eshay with all the newest gear.

Do you know Taso?
Of course, he's the coolest kid in the world.
By Morgen
Tasos
camp kid of the yr

By Dorette
Taso
A thing of Greek decent with inclinations toward rape, hair gel, and GHB. Also lacks a soul and human emotion.

You see that dude over there with hair gel raping a girl.
Yep, thats Taso.

Oh yea, that's the bitch I Taso'ed last year. I heard she still has nightmares....and AIDS!
By Kamillah
Tasos
Tasos is a term used to describe someone with no life, who sits around talking about games that they aren't even necessarily good at. in most cases a Tasos is usually greasy and of ethnic origin.

dude that overweight gamer that won "ultimate gamer" should have won "ultimate Tasos" he's so greasy and lifeless!
By Drusi
Tasos
A young boy who gets extremely mad at video games.

Anthony-That boy gets so angry at video games
T.J.-I know he's such a tasos
By Philly
Taso
An annoying person of Greek origin; often times uses insults that make no sense and laughs at all of his own jokes. Has a very limited vocabulary and mainly uses the same terminology and phrases on a day to day basis (i.e. "Your shit's beat," "Chapped," "Prime," "KNOW DAT!!!," "It is what it is," etc.). Often times interrupts people in the work place to be obnoxious. Prone to uncontrollable fits of giggling and plotting lame pranks against his friends. Likes to throw things at people not unlike a monkey with its fecal matter.

"Oh my gosh I have coworker that is so annoying! He thinks he's hilarious and he keeps bugging me and throwing crap at me!"

"That sucks! You are TOTALLY working with a Taso!!!"
By Selie
Tasos

some greek australian ppl who live somewhere in the world
By Twila