The tatertot is an extension of a "shart" which was popularized by the movie, Along Came Polly, which is when someone thinks they need to fart, and when they do, a little shit comes out. The tater tot is when one has to shit so badly that they can not hold it and they shit their pants in the car. Now this is no ordinary dump, this is a full blown toilet clogging, shit on the bathroom floor, useless to the plunger, rotorotter problem. Thus, this shit in the car gets everywhere, meaning all over the seat, the door, on the floor, and even a little on the steering wheel. Now one could ask is this possible, and if one has experienced a true tater tot, they will know it is possible.
The other day my friend did a tater tot, it got every where. It took all day to clean, and we had to throw away 3 pairs of shoes and the driver seat car mat.
Guy: I was showering at the gym yesterday when Donald Trump walked in wearing this designer thong.
Woman: What did it look like?
Guy: Like a partially amputated thumb sticking out of some cotton candy.
Woman: No, that was just his tater tot
