When you are squatting over your old lady and steeping your balls real good in her mouth with a old fashioned tea bagging and you drop a hot turd on her chest.
I woke her up today to the sights, sounds and savory smells of an English tea biscuit.
By Marrissa
Cup Of Tea And A Biscuit
cup of tea and a biscuit-to go have quick sex at a hotel and biscuit indicates an oral act.
-would you like to go for a cup of tea and a biscuit at that hotel darling!
to ask a possible person for quick perfect or near perfect sex at a hotel and biscuit indicates oral sex.comes from middle bro England.cup of tea and a biscuit.
By Nerti
Captain Salty Tea-biscuits
"Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" is what you call a Shrimp Boat Captain that is a total perv and is so high on cocaine he doesn't realized he just had his way with and Gandolphed his own father.Yeah,in the butt.
Wow! I can't believeRon went all "Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" on his dad.Did he really Gandolph him too?
