Define Teeter Totter Meaning

Teeter Totter
1. A toy found on a playground.
2. A person who likes to ride the ass of a same sex partner, a faggot.
3. The act of butt-fucking.

1. Lets go play on the teeter totter.
2. That guy is a teeter totter.
3. He wants to teeter totter all over you rectum.
By Gigi
Teeter Totter
A sexual position in which two women ride a man’s face and dick simultaneously, creating a human teeter totter.

“I saw you go home with those two girls bro”
“We did the Teeter Totter man. It was insane”
By Katheryn
Teeter Totter
someone who fluctuates between the happy and sad

"You're either really happy or really sad,you are such a teeter totter."
By Dianna
Teeter Totter
A drink created in Colorado which combines Crown Royal Whiskey (1 part)with Dr. Pepper (2 parts). Named for the street in Colorado where in which it was created.

This Teeter Totter tastes great with this steak.
By Myrle
Teeter Totter
When a woman wearing high heels has a few too many, and can no longer navigate different types of terrain in her painful, poorly chosen high heels.

"That woman is doing a classic teeter totter," he said, observing her footwear and wobbly posture with equal parts schadenfreude and genuine concern.
By Nerita
Teeter Totter
When a guy has 2 women and wants to do both he puts a strap on backwards and goes to work

Andrew had to girls so he decided to do a teeter totter rather then hitting them both seperately.
By Perl
Alabama Teeter Totter
When your penis is 2 inches inside of your Mom and your Dad’s penis is two inches inside of you and you’re confused about which way to move. Forward? Or backwards?

“Dude! We heard you got grounded what was the punishment?”
“Alabama Teeter Totter.”
“Oh...”
By Thomasin
Tallahassee Teeter-totter
When two adults take part in respectable, consensual sexual intercourse.

"My wife and I haven't rode the Tallahassee Teeter-Totter in almost a year now. I think she wants a divorce."
By Chad
Texarkana Teeter Totter
When a man fucks a woman so hard that she has a flashback to kindergarten recess and then the man throws the woman across the room as if she fell off of a teeter totter.

Aye yo skylar, this girl said my dick game was weak so I hit er with the ole texarkana teeter totter!
By Faustina
180 Teeter Totter
A sexual act in which a male having sex, usually in missionary position, uses his penis as a pivot point to spin in a half circle, and then proceeds to have sex reverse missionary while the two are now facing opposite directions. Not for "little ones"

"Dude, I totally gave my girl a 180 teeter totter last night." "Dude, that's gay"
By Rachelle