Define Teets Meaning

Teets
1. When you're too gutless to do something. Like being chicken. The phrase "Do it or you're teets." is commonly used to pressure someone into doing something. It's like a double dare only stronger, because the person unquestionably has to do it, obviously, or they're teets.
2. When you're a lightweight drinker and can't handle your alcohol.

"Play us a song on the guitar!"
"No."
"Do it you're teets."
"Guess I have to then."

"She was vomiting after three."
"Teets."
By Janet
Teets
Masturbation/Masturbating.. a shortening of the Maori word 4 masturbation Te Toi
Originates from Rotorua Boys high school (raukura) wher it is a popular saying/catch-phrase amongst Shane, Api, Peter and especially Taupunga who some say is the founder of the teets phenomenon

Taupunga went off to the toilets for a teets
By Iris
Teets
To serve no purpose. Useless

A truncation of the phrase "as useless as teets on a boar hog" meaning that teets, or nipples, on a male hog are useless and serve no purpose.

Bob: "I am so tired of pulling Frank's weight around here. He is so worthless!"
Roger: "Yeah. Frank is teets."
By Tabbitha
Teets

Man I love that bitch's teets.

I sucked them teets dry last night.
By Dorella
Teets
trendy online terminology for "talk to you later"; more modern and coming of age than "ttyl"

Friend A: ok I gotta run, see you tomorrow
Friend B: alright, teets!
By Malinde
Teets
A term used by kids in wisconsin to say they are going to smoke Marijuana

Steve:Yo bro lets go teets it

Carl:eaze
By Kandace
Teets
darrick teeter's nickname.

wrestler
football player
the shitttt

teets pinned that kidd so quick.
the teets train of painnn. he superman'd that hoe.
girls: "teets is so sexyyy"
By Elise
Teets
Sam has 8 teets.

Look at the teets on that dog! There are 8 of them!
By Simonne
Teet-teet
(verb)very small, tiny, or cute.
(noun)something very small, tiny, or cute.

"look at that teet-teet dog!"

or

"that dog's a teet-teet!
By Brooks
Teete
Teete is a cool person. the name is quite unique and is a loverly name. the person comes across as cool, funny, smiling. Teete is quite sensitive at times and can get angry. But Teete is loved by many people and is a lovely person!

Teete
By Issie