-"How was your weekend?"
-"It was total Telemundo. I got in a fight with my girl, I had to deal with my family. There was some
rolling black out that knocked out the power, so my alarm clock never when off & I was late to work. Oh, and when the power came back on the alarm system to my house wouldn't turn off, and the fire department showed up & gave me a $500 ticket for a
false alarm. And to top it off after I got
a parking ticket, someone pulled a hit & run, & now my bumper is hanging off the rear of my car."